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Old 05 Mar 04, 00:01   #1
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That is one TICKED OFF cat!

"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a 'Line Cut'. To her, a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a Line Cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a Line Cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is."

She cried for a week... but not as much as the cat! It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had."

Gas in car to go to groomers: $4.50
Cat car carrier: $32.99
Grooming fee: $80.00


Getting the look from one seriously ticked off cat: Priceless!




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Old 05 Mar 04, 00:36   #2
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thats a good looking shaved *cough* cat

sorry had to state the obvious


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Old 05 Mar 04, 00:37   #3
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ewwwwwwww! GRUNT! i didn't even think of that! lol!

Sasquatch has a new avatar now! Ha-Ha-Ha!

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Old 05 Mar 04, 04:40   #4
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here kitty kitty

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Old 05 Mar 04, 05:48   #5
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they didnt make her pay for that did they?

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Old 06 Mar 04, 00:18   #6
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Nothing like a well groomed pussy. To bad the cat isn't FAT.

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Old 07 Mar 04, 15:06   #7
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woahhhh that cat looks mighty pissed off to me! Wouldn't want to mess with that pussy! :D

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Old 07 Mar 04, 15:38   #8
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Here you go MEAT, Fat Pussy!

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Old 07 Mar 04, 15:40   #9
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Not enough? Here's some more!

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